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Questions written for children — dragons and unicorns, candy and gold, a slide instead of stairs. Nothing rude, nothing frightening, nothing that needs an adult to explain it afterwards.
Sorted loosely by theme, so you can stay on animals for ten minutes or jump straight to the silly ones. Works in the car, at a party, or in a classroom on a rainy Wednesday.
have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn?
be able to talk to animals or be able to breathe underwater?
be best friends with a lion or be best friends with a dolphin?
have a pet that never grows up or a pet that lives forever?
ride a giant tortoise to school or be carried there by a giant bird?
have a puppy that never stops wagging or a kitten that never stops purring?
keep bees that make chocolate or chickens that lay painted eggs?
have a parrot that copies you or a dog that answers you?
swim with penguins or fly with eagles?
have a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
meet a real dinosaur safely or meet a friendly alien?
have a horse that can jump houses or a fish that can walk beside you?
live with monkeys for a week or live with wolves for a week?
have a pet owl that delivers notes or a pet fox that finds lost things?
understand what your cat is thinking or have your cat understand you?
be followed everywhere by ducklings or by a very slow snail you love?
have a snake that is friendly or a spider that is helpful?
have a bear as a bodyguard or a cheetah as a taxi?
keep a whale in a giant pool or a hummingbird in your pocket?
have a pet that glows in the dark or one that changes colour with your mood?
eat pizza every day forever or eat ice cream every day forever?
turn everything you touch into candy or into gold?
swim in a pool of jelly or a pool of popcorn?
eat breakfast for dinner every day or dessert for breakfast every day?
have chocolate that never runs out or crisps that never go stale?
drink a milkshake as big as you or eat a cookie as big as your bed?
have spaghetti that ties itself or sandwiches that make themselves?
never eat vegetables again or never eat sweets again?
have a birthday cake every week or a party every month?
eat food that tastes like your favourite colour or food that changes flavour each bite?
have a fridge that fills itself or a lunchbox that is always a surprise?
eat only round food or only square food?
have hot chocolate in summer or ice cream in winter?
taste everything you smell or smell everything you see?
have a garden of lollipops or a river of lemonade?
eat the world's biggest pancake or the world's longest hot dog?
have a pizza with every topping or a pizza with only cheese but perfect?
bake with a robot or cook with a wizard?
have your favourite meal every day or a new one you've never tried every day?
eat with your hands forever or eat with chopsticks forever?
have homework that does itself or a bedtime you choose?
never have to tidy your room or never have to eat vegetables?
have a snow day every Monday or no school on your birthday forever?
be the class clown or the class genius?
have a slide instead of stairs at school or a trampoline instead of a floor?
have books that read themselves to you or crayons that never run out?
be the fastest runner in school or the best at drawing?
have a teacher who is a robot or a teacher who is a talking dog?
do lessons outside every day or do half as many lessons inside?
have art every afternoon or sport every morning?
sit next to your best friend or sit wherever you want every day?
have a school with a swimming pool or one with a cinema?
go on a school trip every month or have a week off every term?
read one book perfectly or skim a hundred books?
be great at maths or be great at telling stories?
have a desk that tidies itself or a bag that carries itself?
learn to play any instrument instantly or learn any sport instantly?
have a pencil case that never loses things or shoes that tie themselves?
do a project about space or a project about the ocean?
be the line leader forever or pick the class game forever?
be invisible for a day or be super fast for a day?
have wings you can hide or a tail you can't?
be able to pause the day or rewind the morning?
have a magic pocket that fits anything or a backpack that's never heavy?
talk to your toys or have them talk about you to each other?
be able to fly slowly or run as fast as a car?
turn into any animal for an hour or turn into any person for a minute?
make one wish come true today or three wishes in ten years?
have shoes that bounce very high or a coat that keeps you warm anywhere?
control the weather on your street or control the time of sunset?
make plants grow by singing or make water freeze by clapping?
be strong enough to lift a car or light enough to walk on clouds?
have a shrinking potion or a growing potion?
see in the dark or hear from a mile away?
breathe underwater or survive in space?
have a cloak that hides you or boots that take you anywhere?
be able to heal scraped knees or be able to fix broken toys?
read one mind a day or see one minute ahead?
have a wand with one spell that always works or ten spells that sometimes fail?
make it snow whenever you want or make it sunny whenever you want?
fly a rocket to the moon or dive to the bottom of the sea?
find a secret door in your house or a treasure map in the garden?
build the biggest sandcastle ever or the biggest snowman ever?
explore a jungle or explore a cave?
sail your own little boat or drive your own little train?
camp in a forest or camp on a beach?
climb a mountain slowly or zip-line across a valley quickly?
discover a new island or discover a new colour?
go on a treasure hunt with friends or go on a quiet walk that finds something better?
visit the past for a day or visit the future for an hour?
ride the biggest rollercoaster or stay all night in a museum?
meet a pirate who is kind or a knight who is funny?
live in a treehouse or live in a castle?
spend a night in a lighthouse or a night in a tent in the snow?
float in a hot air balloon or sail in a submarine?
get lost in a maze you can solve or find a shortcut nobody knows?
explore a desert with a camel or a river with a raft?
dig up a dinosaur bone or find a fossil in your own garden?
cross a rope bridge or swing on a vine?
be an explorer who maps things or a scientist who names them?
sneeze glitter or laugh bubbles?
have spaghetti for fingers or hair made of grass?
hop everywhere for a week or spin around before every door?
wear odd socks forever or wear a hat indoors forever?
speak like a robot for a day or sing everything you say for an hour?
have a squeaky voice or a very slow voice?
be followed by a tiny cloud that rains on nobody or by music nobody else hears?
have your shadow wave at people or your reflection wink at you?
burp bubbles or hiccup confetti?
walk backwards all day or crawl all morning?
have feet that squeak or hands that glow when you're happy?
wear a cape everywhere or wear flippers everywhere?
have a nose that wiggles when you lie or ears that flap when you're excited?
be able to tickle from far away or be impossible to tickle?
have your favourite song play when you enter a room or applause when you finish dinner?
smell like popcorn or smell like fresh rain?
have a very long tongue or very long eyelashes?
be the loudest person in the room or the fastest talker?
always wear pyjamas or always wear a party outfit?
have a pet rock that rolls to you or a plant that leans towards you?
have one best friend forever or lots of good friends?
share your last biscuit or give up the last turn?
always win games or always make everyone laugh?
have a brother or sister your age or one much younger you can teach?
go first every time or pick the game every time?
get a hug when you're sad or be left alone and fixed by yourself?
be the one who helps or the one who is helped?
have a sleepover every weekend or a trip somewhere new every month?
keep a friend's secret or tell the truth to an adult?
say sorry first or be forgiven without saying anything?
have a grandparent who tells stories or one who teaches you to build things?
be the oldest in your family or the youngest?
teach your friend something or learn something from them?
have a friend who is brave or one who is kind?
make a new friend today or see an old one tomorrow?
cheer someone up or be cheered up?
do a chore for someone quietly or be thanked for a small thing loudly?
play a game with a grown-up or a game with just kids?
have a family photo taken every year or a family video once?
go on holiday with cousins or stay home and have friends over?
have a bedroom in a lighthouse or a bedroom underground?
sleep in a hammock or sleep in a bunk bed at the top?
have a secret room or a secret tunnel?
live in a world made of Lego or a world made of clouds?
have a robot that cleans or a robot that plays?
have a bouncy floor or a ceiling full of stars?
choose the paint in your room or choose the food for a week?
have a bath with waterslides or a shower that plays music?
have a garden with a maze or a garden with a stream?
own a go-kart or own a raft?
have a treehouse ladder or a rope swing?
have a window seat that reads or a beanbag that never squashes?
have the biggest toy box or the best single toy?
have a wardrobe that picks your clothes or a mirror that gives compliments?
live near a beach or live near a forest?
have a kitchen that bakes at night or a fridge that makes smoothies?
have a door that leads to the park or a window that shows anywhere?
share a room and never be lonely or have your own and be quiet?
have a bed that rocks you to sleep or a pillow that shows good dreams?
live in a house on wheels or a house on stilts?
have summer all year or have snow all year?
have a birthday every month or Christmas twice a year?
open presents on Christmas Eve or wait for the morning?
go trick or treating all night or have one enormous sweet?
build a snowman that lasts forever or a sandcastle that never washes away?
have a very long summer holiday and no trips or a short one with a big trip?
jump in puddles or roll down a grassy hill?
watch fireworks or light sparklers?
wear a costume for a week or design a costume for someone else?
have an Easter egg hunt indoors or a picnic outdoors?
have snow at your house or the sea at the end of your road?
stay up late on New Year's Eve or get up early for sunrise?
go to a fair or go to a festival?
get a card everyone signed or one long letter from one person?
decorate the tree or choose the tree?
have a rainy day with games inside or a windy day with kites outside?
have autumn leaves to jump in or spring flowers to plant?
go camping in August or go sledging in January?
have a big party or a small day exactly how you like it?
give a present you made or give one you saved up for?
be as small as a mouse or as tall as a tree?
be a knight or be an astronaut?
have a robot friend or a talking dog?
be the best at one sport or good at every sport?
live with no television or live with no games?
always be a little too hot or always a little too cold?
be able to swim like a fish or climb like a monkey?
have a trampoline or a swimming pool?
go to the zoo or go to a theme park?
be really good at singing or really good at dancing?
have the fastest bike or the best skateboard?
be famous in your town or unknown but very lucky?
be able to draw anything or build anything?
win a medal or help someone else win one?
have a day with no rules or a week with one wish?
know every animal's name or every star's name?
be brave once when it matters or be calm every day?
have a big adventure and be tired or a quiet day and be ready for anything?
be the person who finds things or the person who fixes things?
grow up fast or stay this age for three more years?
Roughly 5 to 12. Younger children enjoy the animal and silly sections most; older ones get more out of the adventure and friendship questions.
No. No death, no injury, no monsters under the bed — the hardest choice here is chocolate or ice cream.
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